Mark‘n’Simon Shop

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T-Shirt: „Don’t Marry Be Happy“

Size: M / L / XL

Colours: red, blue, olive green, black

€ 15,–


Payable by bank transfer or invoice within 14 days

Plus post & packing – currently € 2,– within Germany

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LIVE DVD – mit IchSchmeissMichWegGarantie

Live DVD (about 2 hours)


  • Show
  • Unplugged
  • Extras and other bits & pieces

This DVD ist in German although most of the songs are in English!

€ 15,–


Payable by bank transfer or invoice within 14 days

Plus post & packing – currently € 2,– within Germany

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Ausgezeichnet mit dem „EINKAUFSPREIS 2019“

LIVE Show + unplugged recordings


Stiftung Narrentest: „SAU LUSTIG“

Bank details: Kontoinhaber: Mark’n’Simon | Sparkasse Landsberg-Diessen | IBAN: DE49 7005 2060 0000 798843 | BIC: BYLADEM1LLD

CDs & Sample

CD STAGES – Original Songs


€ 10,–


Payable by bank transfer or invoice within 14 days

Plus post & packing – currently € 2,– within Germany



€ 10,–


Payable by bank transfer or invoice within 14 days

Plus post & packing – currently € 2,– within Germany




€ 15,–


Payable by bank transfer or invoice within 14 days

Plus post & packing – currently € 2,– within Germany

Bank details:
Sparkasse Landsberg-Diessen
IBAN: DE49 7005 2060 0000 798843

Please order here:

Bank details: Mark’n’Simon | Sparkasse Landsberg-Diessen | IBAN: DE49 7005 2060 0000 798843 | BIC:  BYLADEM1LLD



What works best for a Successful Party with Maximum Effect, Fun & Entertainment for everyone!!

We thought we would write down a few useful tips and guidelines to help you organise your special event run smoothly and as stress-free as possible. Not everyone is experienced in planning parties and consequently we are frequently asked for advice, tips & ideas on how to plan an ideal evening. Here are a few suggestions we would like to offer that may help you:

  • Arrival time
  • Performance space
  • Loading in & out
  • Show-time planning
  • Avoiding stress & hectic
  • Seating arrangements
  • Accommodation
  • Video recording

We usually arrive about two hours before the guests so that everything is ready before they come. It is very important to understand when planning, that even though we are extremely flexible, we do need enough space to do our show!! It’s amazing how many people don’t consider this factor in their preparations. Our basic requirements will normally be discussed by phone or e-mail. It’s greatly appreciated when we are not asked to be there earlier than is really necessary. After 40 years of experience and thousands of shows, we know how long we need to prepare!

For the load-in it’s important and helpful to us to be able to get as near as possible to the stage/performance area. We’d be grateful if this can be checked in advance as it saves a LOT of time and hassle if we don’t have to carry all our equipment half way around the world. If desired, we can also provide suitable background music to suit all tastes at any time during the evening. (We always have an extensive selection of music of all genres for all moods with us!) From our expansive experience, we have always found that the ideal show-time should be not be too early and not too late, usually shortly after the tables have been cleared after the main course and the guests have had a short break. It is important, especially for us, to have everyone’s attention.

That’s why it’s not in anyone’s interest to perform while people are still eating!!! Of course, there will always be exceptions to the rule, but generally speaking, it’s absolutely better for everyone’s enjoyment when everybody has finished eating and are ready to be entertained!! Starting too late in the evening should certainly be avoided for the obvious reasons It’s also important that we are informed in advance whether other people will need to use the stage area before we prepare anything as it creates difficulties and delays if we build up everything only to have to take it away and then set it all up again! In the event that we are performing in some form of variety show together with other artists, it is also important to keep in mind, that to avoid unnecessary rushing and hectic, some time is needed for Change-Overs: setting up our props/instruments/mics/cables -this only takes about 4-5 minutes -sometimes less.

A short time is also needed for clearing the stage for the next artist/s Unless there is something else planned in between, the recommended break time between part #1 and part #2 is normally about 30 minutes and should usually fit in perfectly after dessert. There should certainly be breaks because if there is continually something happening then people get tired and won’t enjoy as much because it is simply too much. Breaks should also not be too long as again people can tire and lose interest and their thoughts will start to wonder to going home. The secret to a successful party is not to overdo anything.

We will know intuitively what to sing, do or not do, to keep a light and enjoyable mood for your guests (of every age!), and of course we will do our best to fulfil any requests. It is our aim and desire to make your party as special, magical and as unforgettable as possible with as much FUN & LAUGHTER as possible, so we hope these few tips will be of help to you and we look forward to seeing you soon!! One last tip worth keeping in mind: It´s impossible to explain why it happens, but in fact, it happens frequently that the elderly guests somehow end up being seated closest to the speakers!! This is generally not a good idea and should be avoided where possible-unless they are very deaf. We are not loud, but to play to a room of 100 or more guests, a certain volume is needed so we suggest that for the comfort of the more mature, consideration should be taken into account with your seating arrangements. Cheerio for now from Mark’n’Simon.

VIDEO RECORDING: We normally don´t mind people recording our show if it´s for private use only and NOT posted on social media (YouTube, FaceBook etc.) and on the condition that we also receive a copy of the recording.. We normally have DVDs with us, which are about 3 hours long (professionally recorded) and they are usually available at private functions for a ridiculously reduced price!


To avoid complications and misunderstandings we sometimes encounter in Hotels or Guest houses, we would be very grateful if the payment details are explained clearly to the reception BEFORE we arrive. This saves a huge amount of time, phone calls and unnecessary problems. Thank you!


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Guinness World Records

MusiComedy and a new World Record – an allround successful evening!

The long awaited return of Mark’n’Simon in the Hotel Hirzinger in Söllnhuben was welcomed by an enthusiastic crowd. The new show with special guests from NZ, GB an USA…

An additional highlight to this special event was Simon Elmore’s official attempt to make a new world record of the most straws in the mouth. With a full hall of well over 150 astonished onlookers, Simon (Ireland), successfully mannaged to push 400 straws into his mouth and held them firmly for well over 20 seconds.

The new world record was recorded live by RFO TV.

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Friends – Recommendations

Extras - Georg Leiste
Clown Supreme – brilliant profi Clown

A brilliant profi Clown and long time friend of ours. We have performed with Georg many times and can highly recommend him and his amazing shows.

Georg Leiste
Rösrather Str. 1
53797 Lohmar
Tel.: 0172 9468419

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First Class English/German speaking Tour Guide for Bavaria

We can happily recommend our oldest friend Jay who is not only a superlative musician but offers private tours around Bavaria as a fully certified guide. Definitely worth checking out his link.

Jay Fletcher
Clemensstrasse 64
80796 Munich
089 300 7279
0179 20 30 340

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Metal Design & Facilities

furniture, decorative pieces, bathtubs, grilles – Johannes Leiste manufactures objects of all kinds of steel. Highly recommended!

Johannes Leiste
Hellabrunnerstr. 30
81543 München
089 656 484

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Apple Dealer

We can highly recommend our friend as the most super helpful, competent and reliable contact for New Apple products.®

Apple Business Händler
Tim Trahn
Dänische Str. 34
24103 Kiel
0431 / 97 95-504


Webdesign, Photos & Videos, Printmedia etc.

Competent contact for responsive web design, social media marketing, 360° tours, photos and videos, drone aerial photography and professional print media.

Bavarian WebDesign
Peter Biermeier
80686 München
089 579 65 004

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Extras - Freunde - Empfehlungen - René Frotscher

René – Magic Art & Comedy

German vice champion 2017, category Comedy-Magic
Austrian champion 2016, category Comedy-Magic
Artist of the Year 2017, Close-Up Magic (Artist Magazine)

Tel. +49 (0)89 65113977
Mobile +49 (0)160 6535520